Shipping policy

Shipping Info (the part nobody reads until checkout)

Contiguous U.S.
Shirts: $4.99 shipping, plus $1.50 for each additional item
Sweatshirts: $7.99 shipping, plus $2.50 for each additional item

Alaska, Hawaii, & Puerto Rico
$15.00 shipping, plus $3.00 for each additional item
Yes, it costs more to cross oceans. We don’t make the rules, we just ship through them.

Your order will arrive via UPS Mail Innovations or Amazon Logistics —
aka “it’s on the way, please stop refreshing the tracking page.”

At this time, upgraded or expedited shipping isn’t available.
So no, we cannot launch your package out of a cannon.